Momma, I posted this story almost two years ago, but it's right along with your post so I'll repeat it.
Jerry and I were driving in our downtown and between a space in the buildings I said, "Look at that!"
It was a damn rocket going straight up in the air! Jerry, who found my conspiracy stuff quite amusing/annoying almost stopped the car in the middle of the street. He said, "That's a missile!"
We lost sight of it behind a building so we turned to get to the bridge so we'd have a clear view. In the meantime, Jerry turned on the radio because he said it sure looked like we'd launched a missile, though he was confused about its origin because it was west, IN THE MOUNTAINS, not east toward Great Falls where the missile silos are. And we're too far from Spokane to see anything coming from the base over there.
This conversation happened in the short couple of minutes it took us to get through the rest of downtown and to the open area on the bridge. When we got there the damn missile or whatever it was, just kept going up and up and up......straight up!
Jerry, having grown up in the duck-and-cover age was just aghast. There was nothing on the radio about a missile launch, of course. We sat there and watched that damned thing rise straight up into the air and then CURVE and level off and it was a chemtrail plane!! And you know how high they fly. It went up for a long time. And we watched it from the time it came from behind the mountain. We just happened to be at the right place and time to see it crest right on the horizon.
We watched it spew crap all the way across the sky and disappear behind the mountains to the east!
Okay now, the question is, where the FUCK did the thing come from?!?!
It looked like it originated, at most, fifty to one hundred miles west of us IN THE MOUNTAINS!! Did it come out of a hole in the ground somewhere?
We talked about that for days.